We were totally dead. You should have known, since we categorized the last post as “empty promises.”
Basically, TxHny and The Masked Wino, n/k/a RubyLynn got real jobs, got married, and had very busy lives. Gabriel’s Horn fell by the wayside. I know, we sparked a fire in your previously suppressed abandonment issues, which took copious amounts of booze to rebury. We’re sorry.
BUT – just in time for your birthday, we’re back. Check us out on http://www.texas-toast.com, our new blog about everything important, which includes college and pro football, traveling, cooking, a bunch of grown up crapola, and the content you’ve been missing terribly.
Oh wait? You didn’t miss us? At all? This is why we abandoned you in the first place you ungrateful brat!
Please read our new blog. You aren’t a brat. We’re sorry.