Gabriel's Horn

A terribly biased view of sports through the Eyes of Texas.

It’s business, It’s business time

Posted by RubyLynn on September 26, 2007

“But it’s okay because I turn it all into a sexy dance.”

Here ya go fellas:

That soft, touchable skin, those adorable ears, the knowing smile, the cute silly voice… what a great gal.

And for the ladies… We were going to find a picture of a Chicago Bear to put up, as a consolation prize for the ass-kicking they received from our beloved Cowboys, but upon finding that literally none of the Bears are good-looking enough to live up to our standards, we’re going with a tribute to the brand new Bachelor, Austinite Brad Womack:


Okay, okay… here’s the real one for the guys.

Carrie Underwood. Beautiful girl, beautiful voice. (But for the record, she can’t be an official girl-crush of ours because of her horrible, HORRIBLE fashion sense.)

Seriously? You can take the girl out of Oklahoma…


2 Responses to “It’s business, It’s business time”

  1. Larry the Tap Dancing Giant said

    You know, I’m pretty sure another Oklahomite (is that what they’re called?) that I am all too familiar with (we’ll call her by her deserving nickname, “Harpy”) wore something similar around my former apartment once. I didn’t think much of it at the time, but today, as I was wandering around the law library lost (how’s that for alliteration?) as part of a “treasure hunt,” I happened upon the Physician’s Desk Reference section…because I had nothing better to do at the time, I started skimming and finally, based in part on the Horn’s fantastic sleuthing, discovered that there is an epidemic of myopia in Oklahoma. (For those of us not well-versed in medicine or Greek…myopia is the disease known as “short-sightedness”) Many thanks to the writers at the Horn for helping in this important discovery…

  2. Michael Chastain said

    I don’t care what anyone says, Carrie Underwood is FINE!!! When you look that good you can wear what ever you want.

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