Gabriel's Horn

A terribly biased view of sports through the Eyes of Texas.

It’s Business, It’s Business Time

Posted by RubyLynn on August 29, 2007

On many blogs (including some of our favorites) written by males there tends to be some regular feature with beautiful women. Or the girls they pick are half naked classless skanks. Whatever. This is our attempt to uh…fill that spot… on the blog. We’d like to up the ante, per se, by picking women that are beautiful and who we don’t mind if our boyfriends ogle (just a little – let’s not get carried away). Why? Because she is sophisticated, charming, or we like her for some other reason. Put plainly: our girl-crushes. But then what about our fellow women? We had to include something for them too, so along with our weekly girl-crush feature, we’ll be serving up a little delicious man candy to go with it. SO without further ado:

Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron. Smart, funny, and a damn good actress.


Paul Rudd
Paul Rudd. Stole our hearts in Clueless and never gave them back.

And because I couldn’t help it:

You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore.
“You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore.”

Around now you say something sexy like “that’s it?” But I know what you’re thinking. “Aaww yeah… that’s it.”


2 Responses to “It’s Business, It’s Business Time”

  1. Larry the Tap Dancing Giant said

    At the danger of turning Gabriel’s Horn’s comment pages into my own gurnal of sorts, I thought I’d add that I approve of both selections. Paul Rudd would be a pretty rad older brother, and Charlize is, well, Charlize.

    However, given your posturing in the first post (with such wonderful language as “underlings”)…I’m suprised how easily the esteemed writers caved to a popular perception about the necessity for eye candy in a blog. Isn’t the written word more beautiful anyway?

  2. Brad said

    Nice choice with Charlize, I’ve actually been watching season 3 of Arrested Development which features her in a few episodes.

    I need help with my own blog’s eye candy: Navi Rawat, Jenny Lewis, or Minka Kelly? and no, D. None of the Above is not an option..

    Also, be sure to register for my Pick’em winner gets a bottle of CrownXR, and I’m sure you Texas girls can truly appreciate good whiskey.


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